Friday, July 15, 2005

BONUS CURE: Divine Simplified Physical Exercises

The following is the exact text (aside from the added Bold I put in) from the HIV/AIDS chat room over on Yahoo!Chat. He sent it to the room and then jus' left. I submit it without (much) commentary as an example of the crap people try to pull.


"guru_yogananda: Hi Friend(s) I'm disciple of Vethathiri Maharishi. I did brahma gnanam. I got tremendous results within 3 years. Vethathiri maharishi is siddha, ayurveda, homeopathy doctor. Scientist,psychologist, philosopher,yogiraj He has researched more than 40 years and invented this system. Vazhga vaiyagam Vazhga valamudan Be blessed by Divine Simplified Physical Exercises consists of 1. Hand Xercises 2. Leg Xercises 3. Eye Xercises 4. Breath Xercises 5. Kabhalapathi 6. Magarasana 7. Acupressure and Relaxation one week course , no fees This xercises cures all diseases. Keeps u fresh and activ. It takes only 20 minutes in morning.

"guru_yogananda: Kayakalpa yoga is siddhar's exercise for longlife, celibacy. It activates all brain cells. Gives memory power. Improves immunity. Magnetizes food and water. Gives healthy child. It takes only 10 minutes a day.1/2 day class only. $.250 for student, $.1000 for Single, $.1500 for Couples. Meditation> Aakna - Pituary gland - Master gland of body It gives concerntration. Thuriyam - Pineal gland - Master gland of mind It gives mind power. Shanthi - Sexual gland - Master gland of soul It gives health and peace. This is regular course. Daily morning and evening. U can attend weekend class also. $.700 only no other monthly fees."


Aside from the other one from today (which was apparently free) this one is down right cheap. The most expensive "class" to cure AIDS is only 70 cents for an entire weekend. Though, I'm still not sure why a single student is 25 cents and a couple is 15 cents.

So, this is the crap I go through for you people! Hope you appreciate it! (Ok, I'm just kidding. I actually kinda enjoy doing this.)

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