Monday, July 11, 2005

A Fabulous Three Month Vacation to India!!

Yes, you can take a fabulous three month vacation to stunning, beautiful India! You will depart from your local airport and fly on any airline of your choosing to lush and breath-taking India. While in India, you have your choice of accomodations from the highest quality Four-Star hotel and resorts all the way down to the Native Experience™.

In The Native Experience™ you will experience daily life for three months as an Indian street urchin; living among the sacred rats and sleeping in gutters. Be sure to not miss the daily Panhandling Tourist Parade™--not only is it a sight to behold it's also your only source of additional funds while on The Native Experience™.

Regardless of your choice of accomodations you will daily visit Dr. Sadiq's clinic--designed by native Indians--for a daily dose of herbs. The exact nature of these herbs is very, very, very, very secret. Dr. Sadiq has spent five whole years developing this treatment. This herbal tradomedical treatment course is 100% effective for all clien... er, patients and will work for you regardless of how high your Viral Load is and how low your CD4+ counts are! And all within three months!

The cost of all this treatment is only about $2,000 a month! Also, in preparing to make this commitment to your future cure, you may ask for proof that this cure for AIDS actually works and Dr. Sadiq will give it to you but you must keep it strictly, very, utterly, completely, really, absolutely, sublimely, perfectly, unequivocably, undeniably confidential. Not that he doesn't trust you, nor that it doesn't work, but only because his 100% effective cure isn't yet on the market and, as Dr. Sadiq says, "there are so many criticisms as you know".

Ok, enough with the travelouge. Of course there are criticisms! There is no cure for AIDS, you twit! This Dr. Sadiq, going under the Yahoo!Messenger name of "MrWorldBank", is a complete bullshitter. He has no cure and, when asked if he has "unbiased, outside confirmation that your treatment is 100% effective?" He replied, "No". The first and only honest thing he said in the entire conversation with him. If Dr. Sadiq, if that's his real name, really had found a 100% effective cure for AIDS and/or HIV infection he should have had his results published in the standard peer-reviewed medical journal.

This nutjob also had the gall to infer that his treatment was based on Biblical scripture; "in the bible, alot [sic] was said about traditional medicine [sic] so i am very cnfident [sic] in my combination". His "combination"!? All he's done is made a f*cking McCormick-like spice blend and selling it for $6,000 to anybody who is desperate enough to shell it out.

At the time of the messages I received from Dr. Fuqwaad Sadiq, he said he had 325 people currently being "treated" at his clinic. After a quick trip to the calculator, that's $650,000 a month this asshole is bilking from these people. $650,000 a MONTH. $7.8 Million dollars a year. God! That PISSES ME OFF!

Now, to be fair this scumbag "doctor" did say he might give a person two months of treatment free. Even if he gives all his clients, patients, desparate suckers that two months free, that's still $1,690,000 a year. And the odds of all the people being treated, suckered, bilked free for two months are.... Infinity to one against.

(Yearly and monthly total cash assumes an average of 325 people being "treated" each and every month.)

And, naturally, that $6,000 for the three months of treatment is paid directly to Dr. Sadiq and doesn't include the cost of getting to India, nor the cost of staying in India, nor even the cost of eating in India.

Which brings me to the final point I wanted to make. According to this Muther F*cker, apparently only rich people can be cured of AIDS. He must have gotten his Medical Degree from a Fruity-Oh's box.

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