Oxygen

Yep. Plain ol' oxygen. O. Atomic number 8. The third most abundundant element in our Sun. The O part of H2O. Nine tenths of water. Two thirds of our bodies themselves. That thing that keeps us all alive.

But breathing oxygen simply isn't good enough to cure AIDS. (Or any of the other ailments the makers today's specific product claim to be able to cure for that matter.) You've gotta use stabilized oxygen. (Stabilized from doing what, I don't know.) In other words, Aerobic 07.

Ignoring all logic, physical properties, and physics of oxygen, Aerobic 07, made by Aerobic Life Industries, comes in a liquid form and is stored at room temperature. Nevermind that oxygen becomes gaseous at 90º. Oh, that's in Kelvin. That's cold. Really fucking cold. About -297º Fahrenheit or -183ºC.

How the fuck do these guys keep oxygen in liquid form at room temperature!?!? Oh, they claim it's buffered "so that the product can be bottled without the oxygen being released before it is needed". And what are these buffering agents? They don't say but my guess is two molecules of hydrogen. Regardless, how the hell do the buffering agents (whatever they are) know when the oxygen is fuckin' needed!? Is it on their agenda? Do they keep a calendar!? Do they have a F*CKING PALM PILOT!?!?

<phew!> Ok... Calming down..... (I like my Palm Zire 72. Not trying to say anything bad about Palm's Products.) Deep breaths..... In..... Out.... (Oh, look! Oxygen!!)

Aerobic Life Industries puts up the claim that our atmosphere used to be about 40% oxygen and is now only 20% oxygen. (I, for one, would like to know where the oxygen went.) They fail to mention how long ago the atmosphere was 40% oxygen. From what I've been able to cull from the internet, it would have been when insects were the size of a house cat. That's a long fuckin' time ago. When humans, such as we are, didn't f*cking exist. How can they sleep at night making such a patently deceiving statement? (Oh, on their fat, money-filled pillows.)

A company selling this crap is B&A Products. On their web site at http://www.baproducts.com/aerobic.htm they show some information on this cloudy-water making "dietary supplement". Specifically, that Bullshit 07 "is effective against salmonella, cholera, E.coli, streptococcus and even against giardia lamblia." They go on to say that it "Kills harmful bacteria in water storage treatment using 6 drops per gallon."

Sounds well and good, doesn't it? Oh, but wait! Read a little further and you see, "This product not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease." WHAT!? They just said it was effective against E.coli! What the HELL does "effective against E.Coli" mean if it doesn't prevent E.coli from infecting someone!??!? And Streptococcus?? Same thing! These f*ckers are trying to have it both ways like a bisexual kangaroo and you just can't.

Oxygen is essential for our life as we know it. Without oxygen, we would die. Nothing can change that. But adding a droplet or 20 of SuckerRobic 07 (which could be nothing more than water itself) into a glass of water and then drinking it isn't going do anything except empty your wallet and stuff the cash right into Aerobic Life's bed pillows.

(While I forget the exact way I was made aware of OnlyWater 07; it was mentioned in the HIV/AIDS chat room on Yahoo! by somebody. I just forget who that somebody was.)